tagged: #ME #FEWW!

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peacemaker11:

a-study-in-oddities:

la-hire-ships-it:

notyouraveragepornblog:

blasianxbri:

mamamorgantayl0r:

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This is beautiful. And on the topic of sleepovers and kids getting stuck in uncomfortable situations: My mom and I had a code, ever since my first sleepover. I would always call home to say goodnight, and if I asked “How is the cat doing?”, it meant that I wasn’t comfortable and I wanted her to pick me up. I did use this code a few times, and whenever I did, my mom came up with the excuses for me. I was never stuck at a sleepover I didn’t want to be at - and as a child with anxiety and social phobia, this was a great system.

posts like these are the reason i love tumblr

Once, I was at a friend’s birthday party, and they began to play strip poker and 7 minutes in heaven and immature stuff like that. I am the biggest virgin that you’ve ever known, so I pretended like my phone was vibrating, punched in my mom’s speed dial, and when she answered, I said “Hey mom, whatcha need? *Pause* oh, okay. So I have to come home now? Yeah, sorry, I’ll clean my room right when I get there. *pause* ten minutes? Okay, that works. See ya.” and she understood exactly what I wanted, and she came and picked me up, and even scolded me in front of my friends for ‘not cleaning my room’. I’ve used this so many times, it isn’t funny. My mom is so understanding each time.

And now I must hug my mother and post 5 million mom appreciation posts.

(hugs this)

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timelordsarah:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

I got that too.. I was also plesantly surprised it was not a condom

beware-the-leopard:

thedeandobbs:

And so the world fell to it’s knees.

I love this post.

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tagged: #bring me back

juliettesandleitner:

august 12, 2014

new york city was extra cloudy and picturesque today

tattoome:

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

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tennants-hair:

lokean-nomad:

nothingbecomingsomething:

weightlesslives:
Posting on Tumblr is like talking to your cat. You don’t know if they are listening, and you don’t know if they care, but for some reason, it still helps.
This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too

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Anonymous whispered: 27, 43

Twenty seven - What are you listening to?

the blue umbrella suite by jon brion ON REPEAt

Forty three – Who’s your best guy friend?

this cute piece of poop  (hes single ladies) (also really lame) (i dont even follow his blog) (i found it on twitter)

Anonymous whispered: four nine and eighteen (i hope thats not too many oops)

Four - What is your current mood?

I AM VERY GIDDY AND HAPPY I HAVE NO IDEA HAH AHAHAHA TIFF AND I ARE LAUGHING OVER THE WILL-O-WISP RESULTS IN GOOGLE IMAGES

Nine- Something you do a lot?

uhhHHhhhHh check my phone when i know there are no notifications

eat avocados

get hungry

Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? 

kodaline 

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

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vivunt-amant whispered: Two- Your relationship status?

DATING THE BEST GUY ON THE PLANET IM NOT KIDDING

snapchatting:

*points at a boy* that one i want that one